EFFING BRILLIANT QUOTES. :)
These are things that have been said and taken out of context.
"If that's the case, then I'm taking off my pants."
"I'm not going to wear your pants."
"Keep it in your tights, please."
"Sorry I'm not an expert on beans."
"You have a lot. Mine are a lot... different."
"I wake up to Enrique every morning."
"Um, where are my pants?"
"This is really inappropriate... it looks weird, but it feels good."
"BFFWB... Best Friends Forever with Benefits!"
"That was all up in his junk and stuff."
"I want Josh, too!"
"You know what changed my world?"
"I thought it said 'cooch.'"
"Will you blow on this? It hurts so bad."
"Jump his bones."
"And then you all will have an orgy."
-Alexandra B.
"Is this appropriate?"
"Nope."
-Alexandra B. & Emily M.
"Haha. You stubbed your toe, so now you'll overcompensate and break your arm."
"Wanna see the cutest hamster ever?"
"Just think, you can sleep when you're dead."
"I can't stand people who are like, 'I love rules.'"
"It's probably not glue, it's just like syphilis."
"Why is the middle so hard?"
"Is it always hard?"
"Say penis."
"Say poopoo."
"Emma, stick your finger here!"
"I would do it."
"You know what? God gave you fingers for a reason."
"You've got to use your back teeth."
"Oh my gosh, it's like we're dancing with salad!"
"I can be the ranch!"
-Casey M.
"Those were the sweetest nuts I'd ever tasted."
"Containing and holding are the same thing!"
"How did you not scream?"
-Dionte
"They're balls; Casey likes them."
"Imagine those on your butt!"
"Your hair looks kinky."
-Becca F.
"That's just how I like my balls."
"Tomorrow's not today."
"You always want to take your pants off."
"That's the weirdest place to get a hole ever."
"Is some in here gay? Or a trans?"
"Sleeping Beauty is so sexual."
"Did you all have sex with our contemporary teacher?"
"I think she's calling you fat. She doesn't want you on her!"
"It's hard!"
"We're gonna have some fun with these tomorrow night!"
"I really wanna be in it!"
"I may come down in a little bit."
"And then one day they cornered me in the pool!"
"Any time we get mad at Lexie, we touch her."
"I got my tubes tied."
"This is my jazz teacher... with no clothes on... in a straddle..."
"We weren't doing anything in the dark!"
"It burns! It burns!"
"Pink is pink."
"I'm all wet now."
"Turn around and take a bite."
"It's like eating a tree."
"It's pinecone flavored."
-Lexie B.
"There's this song: Lean Back!"
"You need to act challenged."
"Look, I have money!"
-Mr. Espinoza
"Breathe, or you'll die. Happens every time, I promise."
"You are a giant ball."
-Random Pilates Lady
"[laughing] Oh my gosh, guys. I just snorted. ...But not like Lexie does!"
"You'll be scarred for life, but in a good way."
"I've got three holes, THREE!"
"I want a whammy."
"Lexie's, like, side-humping the banister."
"It's just gonna suck."
"It know, it is huge."
"What are you eating?"
-Emily M.
"Be a seductive Jew."
-Mrs. K
"Catty Cat Cat doesn't have Aids."
-Kayla A.
"I didn't tell you to go!"
-Catherine T.
"Today in rehearsal we..."
"Went through puberty."
-Catherine T. & Kayla A.
"You are the core to my peach."
"What does that even mean?"
"You are inside of me?"
-Elizabeth H. & Emily M.
"I don't want to rip all of your leg hair out."
"You really need a partner for this, because, I mean, you can do it to yourself, and I've done it to myself, but it's really hard."
"It hurts when you're doing it, but then afterwards it's a big relief."
"There's going to be a trigger point somewhere in the middle."
"When I tried to do it to myself, I just wound upin the middle and squished around a little bit."
"When I have his done to me, I'm just like, 'Oh my god, what are you doing?!?'"
"It's okay, you can be longer."
"When you are lying on your back, and you're lowering your legs, it puts a lot of stress on your muscles."
"We do do it."
-crazy modern teacher
"Speaking of hips..."
-Christian A.
"It's easier to do in a bathroom."
-Hannah A.
"No! You are inside of her!"
-the ballet teacher
"It's so small, though!"
"I don't know anything about gay people."
"They're wet."
"Do the plastic ones taste the same as regular ones?"
-Emma B."I mean, I can't do a clean one."
"Oh my gosh, why is this so hard?"
-Elizabeth H.
"I mean, why does that tiny thing hurt so bad?"
-Anna H.